20 Terrifying Theories About How They Make Famous Products is only what Cracked showed you last week. There is much more you hoped you'd never find out about what you eat or drink...

Are you, for example, a vegetarian who prefers vegetables and salads over meat, because you think no animals get killed for them? Only few people know that, only for one small salad, Eskimo hunters have to kill a grown sea lion!

Another of the topics I completely failed to make points in last week on cracked was If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic - I somehow didn't really get that many ideas out of that, so I simply messed with some movie posters in general. I guess some are okay on their own:

Last week cracked asked their forums to come up with theories about where side-characters in video games hang around today - here's my submissions, no winner this time:

Portal II's Wheatley still is in space:

And the GLaDOS memory cores have found a job:

Former Lucas Arts Star Purple Tentacle from Maniac Mansion started a career in adult movies:

While Mario's sidekick Luigi... Well...

You may have noticed that I've begun to make some pictures from time to time - that's because I started to have fun with the photoplasty contests over at cracked.com - they give a subject, actually several subjects each week and then the forum members try to come up with funny picture manipulations.

This week, amongst others, it was supposed to be "Real life plot twists that explain everything", and these are my three entries. The first one fitting since Easter is coming close: