These were made for this cracked article - with the first one making it in.

Back in August the cracked editors were looking for jobs that *must* exist in movie universes, even though you never get to see them. Here's my examples:

3. Lawyers specialized on movie-universe-cases

2. The guy who supplies the white paint for Saruman's Uruk-Hai

1. Middle earth tax collectors

These pictures were made for this contest:

"Video game adaptations usually stick to recent blockbuster movies, with the rare TV show and comic book thrown in. That seems like it's leaving a whole universe of possibilities on the table. We asked you to show us with Photoshop some of those possibilities, and offered $50 to the winner. We'll show it to you in a bit, but first let's see the runners-up..."

Because Halloween is coming closer and closer and some people still don't know what to wear as a costume here's three tips of what NOT to wear...

3. Sexy Miss Tapeworm

No. Just no. Also you'll have trouble to dance in this...

2. President Obama Costume set

This costume set is sold by the Mitt Romney campaign bureau...

1. Sexy Guantanamo Prisoner

This is also wrong on several levels, but at least you won't be thinking about it too much, 'cause you'll keep running into shit...

3. A penguin at a tropical beach - that's funny, right? Only that this picture was shot in Antarctica...

2. Never forget to check where exactly your ads will be put up!

1. A melting hot beach and cool mineral water. Again the devil is in the detail...

Being an actor is a hard job - all those different roles you have to play all day long sometimes can get you confused about what you are appearing in today - and sometimes they put on the wrong costume or bring the wrong props...

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Even though the Harry Potter series isn't the most well thought out fantasy series some of it's magic could indeed be highly useful in the real world. For example when you watch a scary movie that creeps you out too much you simply cast the "Ridiculus"-Spell and all's good:

1. Roman Polanski's "Chinatown"

It doesn't even have to be a horror movie - I always found that the scene in which a thug sticks a knife up the nose of Jack Nicholson's character and cuts it in Chinatown to be cringe inducing. But no longer: RIDICULUS!

2. Christopher Lee in "Dracula"

Many movie buffs agree that Christopher Lee played the scariest Dracula ever - and no wonder, the guy is just that intimidating! Or is he? RIDICULUS!

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