According to cracked.com The best fictional characters are complex and difficult to pin down. We asked you to show us what it would look like if they were forced to sum themselves up on a Triscuit-sized patch of paper.

Here's my two entries for this article - the first made it.

You know how some bad things that happen have silver linings to them, right? Like when a house burns down that at least makes place for a nice new parking lot. Or when a nuclear reactor in the Ukraine blows up there's at least much more three-headed frogs than before?

Here's three more silver linings you could very well live without with:

Movie zombies are slow and constantly getting shot in the face, but even they don't show the everyday problems you'd encounter while piloting around a rotting, barely coherent corpse. We asked you to show us the harsh realities of daily life for the undead that movies leave out. ... - the full article is found at cracked.com

- actually this cracked.com photoplasty was part of a promotion for the then new season of "The Walking Dead".

Hollywood usually loves to make movies about world-shattering events. You know - wars, love, the end of the world - such things. But what if they ran out of stories and had to do pictures about the banal everyday stuff? Cracked asked and the Photoplasters showed what it would be like...

Made for this article at cracked.com

I have been wondering for a while...

Why not be one of the greatest scientists in the modern world AND cool?

done for this article at cracked.com

Warum zieht er nicht einfach um? Mental paßt er doch besser da rüber...

Just for the case you ever wondered why there's no Gungans in the original three Star Wars movies - that's one of the darker parts of Naboo's history, actually...

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