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4 Cartoon Characters that'd creep the Hell out of you if they were real

Pretty much everyone today grew up watching and loving some type of cartoons and their characters grew into beloved friends. But research by cracked revealed, how mindfuckingly scary they were, if they existed in the real world...

1. Dumbo

As told by Disney the story of an elephant with huge ears who finds out that he can fly is a heartwarming variation of the ugly duckling's story. In the real world, though, a flying elephant would be a NIGHTMARE - especially for airline pilots...

If movie titles were more literal

Although none of these got chosen for the article I had huge fun with this topic: What if movie titles were meant to be taken literal?

The first is a little riddle - which movie might this be a scene of?

Remember the first season of Breaking Bad? Then you might like this alternative title for the series:

What really happened off camera during great movie moments

Here's a few pictures I made for this contest - cracked was wondering what was happening just outside of frame during famous movie scenes:

Gaming... OF THE FUTURE!

What do you get if you ask a bunch of crazy geeks for their predictions about the gaming industry? Another great article on cracked, that's what. Here's my submissions for it:

Rejected Post-Credits Scenes from Superhero Movies

By now it's been done so often that it almost seems there's a law demanding it: Superhero movies aren't complete any more unless, after the credits, they feature one last scene that adds a twist to the story, hints at the next sequel or both.

When cracked asked their photoplasters to think of some typical scenes for this contest I suggested these two - with Spiderman making the article:

Signs - and what they really tell us!

Now that was a really funny one - I only made it in once, but the photoplasty to find alternative meanings for warning signs turned up a whole bunch of really funny pictures - go and check them out.

And when you're back look at my submissions below:

If Video Game Characters Could Switch Powers

In videogames you have all kinds of weapons and powers and upgrades - but what, if you could gain powers from *other* games too? That was the theme for this photoplasty at cracked - and these are my entries for it, with Mario making it in the final article. :)

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