You are here



Cinema Snob and Brows Held High do Shakespeare

Two of my favourite online reviewers tackling a Troma adaptation of the greatest love story of all times:

Important life lessons

Some submissions that didn't make it, about lessons some people appear to need:

Dick Jokes

"Make famous photos filthy with censorship!", cracked shouted.

And I complied - as usual. Made it into the article twice too - but all in all it's just another dick in the wall, so pardon me if I want this to be over with dick... errr.... Quick!

Secret Backstories to Classic Video Games

My submissions for Unseen Backstories of Classic Video Games:

A possible explanation for the weird and twisted things Mario encounters on his adventures:

Why the Space Invaders are so angry:

Only few historians know that Mario was an agent in the French Revolution and was sent to find the Princess so she could be put on the guillotine like her parents!

Some things start so small...:

Hollywood doing Propaganda

When Cracked wondered what'd happen If famous pictures were turned into Propaganda posters of course I had some suggestions of my own...

Like James Bond selling warbonds:

Chairman Mao and his Red Rangers:

Less famous siblings of fictional characters

Oh - I almost forgot to post this, had it prepared and all...

When Cracked was looking for Less famous siblings of fictional characters I, of course submitted a few too.

First there's Fred of Nazareth (who made it into the main article):

While my Guitar gently leaks - Music by the Beatles, Words by me

Inspired by THIS photo:

Hey look, can't you all see a crack there there that's dripping
While my guitar gently leaks
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently leaks

I don't know why nobody told me
This was a bad idea
I don't know how someone controlled me
Made me go out to sea

I look at the world and I only see water
While my guitar gently leaks
And this stupid thing ain't equipped with a radar (yah, that rhyme hurt, but I'm doing my best here)
Still my guitar gently leaks

It seems that my sentence is spoken
I might die horribly
I didn't know that the compass was broken
No one alerted me

Since four days nothing left to drink but my own pee
Still my guitar gently leaks
I look at the sharks while they look back quite hungry
While my guitar gently leaks

How Pros "pwn" on youtube

Nice - a US rightwing loonie sends out a creepy video, threatening liberal bloggers and vloggers with brimstone and hellfire - and Chenk's reaction to it is just sugar:

The Horrible Truth about Everyday Foodstuffs

20 Terrifying Theories About How They Make Famous Products is only what Cracked showed you last week. There is much more you hoped you'd never find out about what you eat or drink...

Are you, for example, a vegetarian who prefers vegetables and salads over meat, because you think no animals get killed for them? Only few people know that, only for one small salad, Eskimo hunters have to kill a grown sea lion!