Pretty much everyone today grew up watching and loving some type of cartoons and their characters grew into beloved friends. But research by cracked revealed, how mindfuckingly scary they were, if they existed in the real world...

1. Dumbo

As told by Disney the story of an elephant with huge ears who finds out that he can fly is a heartwarming variation of the ugly duckling's story. In the real world, though, a flying elephant would be a NIGHTMARE - especially for airline pilots...

We all know that everyone likes to get it on. Well, allmost. Even our beloved childhood cartoon heroes. So it shouldn't come as a surprise that there's some pretty weird kids out there. Cracked wanted to see some for The Offspring of Mismatched Cartoon Character Couples - and here's my suggestions:

Minnie Mouse & Garfield