With Plan 9 being, you know, plan number NINE - one has to wonder what came before that one?

made for Cracked.com: Photoplasty for 10.2.12: If TV Show Titles Were Honest


Between catchy titles and awesome looking previews, TV shows do a great job of deceiving millions of people into watching each episode. Unfortunately, the truth is often a disappointing letdown. We asked you to show us what it would look like if TV shows were forced to use titles more accurate to their content.

According to cracked.com The best fictional characters are complex and difficult to pin down. We asked you to show us what it would look like if they were forced to sum themselves up on a Triscuit-sized patch of paper.

Here's my two entries for this article - the first made it.

Movie zombies are slow and constantly getting shot in the face, but even they don't show the everyday problems you'd encounter while piloting around a rotting, barely coherent corpse. We asked you to show us the harsh realities of daily life for the undead that movies leave out. ... - the full article is found at cracked.com

- actually this cracked.com photoplasty was part of a promotion for the then new season of "The Walking Dead".

done for this article at cracked.com

Just for the case you ever wondered why there's no Gungans in the original three Star Wars movies - that's one of the darker parts of Naboo's history, actually...

Made for this article

A rare behind the scenes shot that unveils the secret behind Doctor Manhattan.

Done for this article.

These were made for this cracked article - with the first one making it in.

Back in August the cracked editors were looking for jobs that *must* exist in movie universes, even though you never get to see them. Here's my examples:

3. Lawyers specialized on movie-universe-cases

2. The guy who supplies the white paint for Saruman's Uruk-Hai

1. Middle earth tax collectors

These pictures were made for this contest:

"Video game adaptations usually stick to recent blockbuster movies, with the rare TV show and comic book thrown in. That seems like it's leaving a whole universe of possibilities on the table. We asked you to show us with Photoshop some of those possibilities, and offered $50 to the winner. We'll show it to you in a bit, but first let's see the runners-up..."