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Warum zieht er nicht einfach um? Mental paßt er doch besser da rüber...

Just for the case you ever wondered why there's no Gungans in the original three Star Wars movies - that's one of the darker parts of Naboo's history, actually...

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A rare behind the scenes shot that unveils the secret behind Doctor Manhattan.

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These were made for this cracked article - with the first one making it in.

Back in August the cracked editors were looking for jobs that *must* exist in movie universes, even though you never get to see them. Here's my examples:

3. Lawyers specialized on movie-universe-cases

2. The guy who supplies the white paint for Saruman's Uruk-Hai

1. Middle earth tax collectors

These pictures were made for this contest:

"Video game adaptations usually stick to recent blockbuster movies, with the rare TV show and comic book thrown in. That seems like it's leaving a whole universe of possibilities on the table. We asked you to show us with Photoshop some of those possibilities, and offered $50 to the winner. We'll show it to you in a bit, but first let's see the runners-up..."

Because Halloween is coming closer and closer and some people still don't know what to wear as a costume here's three tips of what NOT to wear...

3. Sexy Miss Tapeworm

No. Just no. Also you'll have trouble to dance in this...

2. President Obama Costume set

This costume set is sold by the Mitt Romney campaign bureau...

1. Sexy Guantanamo Prisoner

This is also wrong on several levels, but at least you won't be thinking about it too much, 'cause you'll keep running into shit...