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These are my entries for the What Inanimate Objects Are Thinking Photoplasty on cracked.com.

The asteroid actually made it into the finals:

This one, perhaps, needs some explanation: This is NOT a nuclear missile that has been turned into a bowl of petunias over the lost planet of Magrathea - it's another one that just *happened* to fall of a ledge and that comments on his famous colleague's fall.