Hey look, can't you all see a crack there there that's dripping
While my guitar gently leaks
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently leaks
I don't know why nobody told me
This was a bad idea
I don't know how someone controlled me
Made me go out to sea
I look at the world and I only see water
While my guitar gently leaks
And this stupid thing ain't equipped with a radar (yah, that rhyme hurt, but I'm doing my best here)
Still my guitar gently leaks
It seems that my sentence is spoken
I might die horribly
I didn't know that the compass was broken
No one alerted me
Since four days nothing left to drink but my own pee
Still my guitar gently leaks
I look at the sharks while they look back quite hungry
While my guitar gently leaks
Nice - a US rightwing loonie sends out a creepy video, threatening liberal bloggers and vloggers with brimstone and hellfire - and Chenk's reaction to it is just sugar:
Are you, for example, a vegetarian who prefers vegetables and salads over meat, because you think no animals get killed for them? Only few people know that, only for one small salad, Eskimo hunters have to kill a grown sea lion!
God, I love this story AngryAussie brings to our attention here: Imagine being scared of flying and then landing in the same plane as the mentioned pilot:
Another of the topics I completely failed to make points in last week on cracked was If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic - I somehow didn't really get that many ideas out of that, so I simply messed with some movie posters in general. I guess some are okay on their own:
I fully agree with SFDebris on this one - this is one of the few really *good* (as in: actually good and not just above average for Voyager) Voyager episodes.
I'd even go so far as to say it is actually a good *Star Trek* episode - breathing the spirit of the old series, and not just because of it's wild colour schemes... ^^
I dare to say that what Spoony has discovered here has got to be THE single most retarded "martial arts movie" ever! And this includes bullshit like those 80's "American Ninja"-flics...
Last week cracked asked their forums to come up with theories about where side-characters in video games hang around today - here's my submissions, no winner this time:
Portal II's Wheatley still is in space:
And the GLaDOS memory cores have found a job:
Former Lucas Arts Star Purple Tentacle from Maniac Mansion started a career in adult movies:
All the World talks about "Kony 2012" and "Invisible Children", so I guess I have to as well.
Or actually - not really, this gentleman here puts it into words much better than I can:
And if you doubt his claims about Invisible Children basically being nothing more than a fundamentalist Christian PR firm - here's the fucker himself, admitting it right out front:
Also in this video he tells his audience about his troubled youth and how the Lord Jebuz saved him from suicide - with slight hints that let me think he might be one of those guys who "prayed their gay away" - which could go a long way in explaining his recent "running around nude on the street masturbating and shouting f-bombs at Satan" breakdown...
Poor guy - seems like he might have been nothing but a naive tool, but now he's broken...
Goodbye John Difool! Farewell Blueberry! Jean Giraud was one of the really "big" ones in the European Comic Scene and also involved in projects like "Alien" or "Tron".
