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Pictures from the early days of famous villains

When cracked asked for pictures of Famous Villains During Their Awkward Teenage Years I dug deep in my old archives and indeed found a few pictures of famous evildoers - and don't ask where I got them from...

First we have young Mola Ram, here seen with classmates during their anatomy lessons:

Messing up Computergames

Small but disastrous changes to famous video games was the topic, and I *highly* suggest you check out the other submissions too, there were some brilliantly silly ones in it. :)

"You don't know Jack" is one of the funniest multiplayer games I ever played. It puts you into a virtual quizshow in which you try to answer trivial questions. The fun comes from the presentation - the show of course has a showmaster too, and that guy is just hilarious!

Of course it wouldn't be as much fun if the questions were much, much harder...

Game characters and games they'd totally suck at

We love our video game heroes. Mario, Pac Man, the little Galaga Spaceship - but few people realize that, if those characters had appeared in *different* games, today nobody would care about them any more...

(submissions for Video Game Characters who's Suck At Other Games)

Sure, the Sims are cool and all, but put them into Modern Warfare and their floating green gems turn into life hazards!

Mario is the grandfather of all Jump'n'Runs. He jumped around before MasterChief even wet his cybernappies. And yet - compared to the classes in Tribes he pretty much sucks:

Important life lessons

Some submissions that didn't make it, about lessons some people appear to need:

Secret Backstories to Classic Video Games

My submissions for Unseen Backstories of Classic Video Games:

A possible explanation for the weird and twisted things Mario encounters on his adventures:

Why the Space Invaders are so angry:

Only few historians know that Mario was an agent in the French Revolution and was sent to find the Princess so she could be put on the guillotine like her parents!

Some things start so small...:

More Fun with Movies

Damn, I'm starting to lag behind with these... Okay - here we go: When the topic for photoplasties on cracked.com was Disastrous changes to movies I came up with the following images:

Entry number one today is Luke Skywalker, driving his environment friendly Landspeeder:

Then a scene from the climactic ... errr ... climax of the movie "King":

Hollywood doing Propaganda

When Cracked wondered what'd happen If famous pictures were turned into Propaganda posters of course I had some suggestions of my own...

Like James Bond selling warbonds:

Chairman Mao and his Red Rangers:

Less famous siblings of fictional characters

Oh - I almost forgot to post this, had it prepared and all...

When Cracked was looking for Less famous siblings of fictional characters I, of course submitted a few too.

First there's Fred of Nazareth (who made it into the main article):

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