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According to cracked.com The best fictional characters are complex and difficult to pin down. We asked you to show us what it would look like if they were forced to sum themselves up on a Triscuit-sized patch of paper.

Here's my two entries for this article - the first made it.

Just for the case you ever wondered why there's no Gungans in the original three Star Wars movies - that's one of the darker parts of Naboo's history, actually...

Made for this article

Even though the Harry Potter series isn't the most well thought out fantasy series some of it's magic could indeed be highly useful in the real world. For example when you watch a scary movie that creeps you out too much you simply cast the "Ridiculus"-Spell and all's good:

1. Roman Polanski's "Chinatown"

It doesn't even have to be a horror movie - I always found that the scene in which a thug sticks a knife up the nose of Jack Nicholson's character and cuts it in Chinatown to be cringe inducing. But no longer: RIDICULUS!

2. Christopher Lee in "Dracula"

Many movie buffs agree that Christopher Lee played the scariest Dracula ever - and no wonder, the guy is just that intimidating! Or is he? RIDICULUS!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES!

These are my suggestions for tiny changes that would have saved terrible movies - no takers this time around:

#1 needs no explanation, I hope.

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When cracked was looking for leaked pics from the Phones of fictional characters these were my submissions:

A picture of Geordi LaForge taking pictures of his colleagues:

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Made for Secret Backstories of Supporting Movie Characters:

Damn, I'm starting to lag behind with these... Okay - here we go: When the topic for photoplasties on cracked.com was Disastrous changes to movies I came up with the following images:

Entry number one today is Luke Skywalker, driving his environment friendly Landspeeder:

Then a scene from the climactic ... errr ... climax of the movie "King":

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Another of the topics I completely failed to make points in last week on cracked was If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic - I somehow didn't really get that many ideas out of that, so I simply messed with some movie posters in general. I guess some are okay on their own:

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The week is over, the results are out, so it's time for the next batch of pictures I made for the photoplasty competitions at cracked.com.

And quite a batch it is - over twenty pics! That's quite productive, wouldn't you say?

Like last week I managed to place twice in the same category, and even better: One of my entries for "Tiny Changes that would've turned good ideas into disasters" actually won #1!

Ta-Daaaah!

And the second placer made it to #16, possibly because with that moustache Lady Liberty looks like Teddy Roosewelt:

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