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I know this comes a little late, but still - remember how lucky you Star Wars fans got! ;)

Just for the case you ever wondered why there's no Gungans in the original three Star Wars movies - that's one of the darker parts of Naboo's history, actually...

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Even though the Harry Potter series isn't the most well thought out fantasy series some of it's magic could indeed be highly useful in the real world. For example when you watch a scary movie that creeps you out too much you simply cast the "Ridiculus"-Spell and all's good:

1. Roman Polanski's "Chinatown"

It doesn't even have to be a horror movie - I always found that the scene in which a thug sticks a knife up the nose of Jack Nicholson's character and cuts it in Chinatown to be cringe inducing. But no longer: RIDICULUS!

2. Christopher Lee in "Dracula"

Many movie buffs agree that Christopher Lee played the scariest Dracula ever - and no wonder, the guy is just that intimidating! Or is he? RIDICULUS!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES!

These are my suggestions for tiny changes that would have saved terrible movies - no takers this time around:

#1 needs no explanation, I hope.

When cracked was looking for leaked pics from the Phones of fictional characters these were my submissions:

A picture of Geordi LaForge taking pictures of his colleagues:

Damn, I'm starting to lag behind with these... Okay - here we go: When the topic for photoplasties on cracked.com was Disastrous changes to movies I came up with the following images:

Entry number one today is Luke Skywalker, driving his environment friendly Landspeeder:

Then a scene from the climactic ... errr ... climax of the movie "King":

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