Gaming... OF THE FUTURE!

What do you get if you ask a bunch of crazy geeks for their predictions about the gaming industry? Another great article on cracked, that's what. Here's my submissions for it:

Dear Spammers!

Rejected Post-Credits Scenes from Superhero Movies

By now it's been done so often that it almost seems there's a law demanding it: Superhero movies aren't complete any more unless, after the credits, they feature one last scene that adds a twist to the story, hints at the next sequel or both.

When cracked asked their photoplasters to think of some typical scenes for this contest I suggested these two - with Spiderman making the article:

Discarded first drafts of famous record covers

Designing a memorable record cover is hard work - nothing shows this better than some of the designs that *almost* got published:

WAAAAAGH! THE SPIDERS ARE COMING!

But of *course* Australian spiders not only are so poisonous that they can kill you just by looking in your general direction - no, they also have started to work their way UP the foodchain apparently.

From birds (AUSTRALIAN birds too - they probably have Gatling guns and tactical nukes over there!) it's not it's not too far to little mammals. And then come bigger mammals - and next thing you know you come home one day and find your bulldog wrapped in a cocoon and dangling from the ceiling...

Signs - and what they really tell us!

Now that was a really funny one - I only made it in once, but the photoplasty to find alternative meanings for warning signs turned up a whole bunch of really funny pictures - go and check them out.

And when you're back look at my submissions below:

Apps For Your Brain

It can't be long now and science will have found a way to integrate computer processors into implants to allow us to run all kinds of programs in our heads - without the need for keyboards or monitors.

Imagine the possibilities!

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