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But of *course* Australian spiders not only are so poisonous that they can kill you just by looking in your general direction - no, they also have started to work their way UP the foodchain apparently.

From birds (AUSTRALIAN birds too - they probably have Gatling guns and tactical nukes over there!) it's not it's not too far to little mammals. And then come bigger mammals - and next thing you know you come home one day and find your bulldog wrapped in a cocoon and dangling from the ceiling...

Now that was a really funny one - I only made it in once, but the photoplasty to find alternative meanings for warning signs turned up a whole bunch of really funny pictures - go and check them out.

And when you're back look at my submissions below:

It can't be long now and science will have found a way to integrate computer processors into implants to allow us to run all kinds of programs in our heads - without the need for keyboards or monitors.

Imagine the possibilities!

Here's the description for the cracked contest these pictures were made for: Movies about ghosts and other supernatural beings always leave out the awkward, sad moments that must come with being an outcast that makes everyone who sees them scream in terror. - my "Pinhead at the Barber's shop" made it in.

We all know that usually much more material is shot for a movie than ends up on screen - scenes get cut for time, or because they contain material not important for the movie's main plot and they somehow mess with the general flow...

Here's a few examples

The space toilet first seen in Star Trek V actually was first shown in this scene from the beginning of Star Trek III:

In videogames you have all kinds of weapons and powers and upgrades - but what, if you could gain powers from *other* games too? That was the theme for this photoplasty at cracked - and these are my entries for it, with Mario making it in the final article. :)

Another of the good old "make something horrible with *one* tiny change"-contests at cracked, this time the target were popular websites. Here's my two entries - Amazon made it in. How could it happen? The guy who's supposed to register the domain simply forgot a word...

But this... I have no idea. I don't even know what the original page was, because I never ever go to porn pa... ah, damn!

The theme for these two pics was "How Kids misunderstand the grownup world":

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