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WAAAAAGH! THE SPIDERS ARE COMING!

But of *course* Australian spiders not only are so poisonous that they can kill you just by looking in your general direction - no, they also have started to work their way UP the foodchain apparently.

From birds (AUSTRALIAN birds too - they probably have Gatling guns and tactical nukes over there!) it's not it's not too far to little mammals. And then come bigger mammals - and next thing you know you come home one day and find your bulldog wrapped in a cocoon and dangling from the ceiling...

Signs - and what they really tell us!

Now that was a really funny one - I only made it in once, but the photoplasty to find alternative meanings for warning signs turned up a whole bunch of really funny pictures - go and check them out.

And when you're back look at my submissions below:

Apps For Your Brain

It can't be long now and science will have found a way to integrate computer processors into implants to allow us to run all kinds of programs in our heads - without the need for keyboards or monitors.

Imagine the possibilities!

Previously unknown deleted scenes

We all know that usually much more material is shot for a movie than ends up on screen - scenes get cut for time, or because they contain material not important for the movie's main plot and they somehow mess with the general flow...

Here's a few examples

The space toilet first seen in Star Trek V actually was first shown in this scene from the beginning of Star Trek III:

If Video Game Characters Could Switch Powers

In videogames you have all kinds of weapons and powers and upgrades - but what, if you could gain powers from *other* games too? That was the theme for this photoplasty at cracked - and these are my entries for it, with Mario making it in the final article. :)

Websites ruined by *tiny* changes

Another of the good old "make something horrible with *one* tiny change"-contests at cracked, this time the target were popular websites. Here's my two entries - Amazon made it in. How could it happen? The guy who's supposed to register the domain simply forgot a word...

But this... I have no idea. I don't even know what the original page was, because I never ever go to porn pa... ah, damn!

Stuff Kids Secretly Suspect About the Adult World

The theme for these two pics was "How Kids misunderstand the grownup world":

Two movies for the price of one!

Hollywood blockbusters are getting more and more expensive each year. Already the special effects for your typical Michael Bay movie swallow more money than your average European nation moves in a whole year (I think).

Soon filming will become so expensive that several scripts will have to share the same movie. Here's a few first examples - you will find more over at madmann.com

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